Classified: Top Secret

Overheard....

Two cousins were discussing the exhorbitant living costs in the state of California:

Megan: It's a good thing your dad makes a lot of money.
Ashton (whose dad is a Major in the Army): Yes, he does make a lot.
Megan: How much does he make?
Ashton: I don't know, he won't tell me.
Megan: Oh yeah, in case the terrorists get you.
Ashton: Yeah, then they won't know how much he makes.