A Horrible Day

I came home from work today and asked my teenage daughter how her day was. "Horrible!" she wailed. "Why, What happened?" She marched up to me, pointed at her teeth, and demanded "Look!". I did and lo and behold there was the cutest little gap between her two front teeth.

A week ago the orthodontist put an expander in her mouth and she has faithfully been turning the screw twice a day. The gap in the front teeth however, was not something she signed on for. I'm tempted to show her the pictures of my sister after her jaw was broken and then the end result to reassure her that it will all turn out well. In the meantime, I've got a great Halloween Costume idea......

Who said it? #12

"You Maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!"

(an extra point if you can tell me what movie this is a parody of)

Who said it? #11

"Touch the spindle....touch it I say"

History repeates itself.......

The other day I was reminiscing about the 80's and thought I'd show some of the great videos off to my teenage daughter. I started with Aha's "Take on Me" and finally got to Wham's "wake me up before you go-go". I just had to show her the cheesy 80:s dancing that George Michael does. Suddenly she let out a shocked gasp. "Is he wearing skinny jeans?"

And so another teenager realized that their generation was in fact NOT the first to discover the current fashion craze.

Who said it? #10

"Never go in against a Sicilian when Death is on the line!"