Overheard....

Andrew: What did you do with my human book?
Zac: What's a human book?
Andrew: That! (pointing to the green book I'm holding)
Zac: That's a Hymn Book.

Overheard.....

"I had buzz-on-yuh for lunch" (Anthony to his older brother).

(I guess they make lasagna with bologna now. Budget cuts and all that.)

History repeates itself.......

The other day I was reminiscing about the 80's and thought I'd show some of the great videos off to my teenage daughter. I started with Aha's "Take on Me" and finally got to Wham's "wake me up before you go-go". I just had to show her the cheesy 80:s dancing that George Michael does. Suddenly she let out a shocked gasp. "Is he wearing skinny jeans?"

And so another teenager realized that their generation was in fact NOT the first to discover the current fashion craze.

Classified: Top Secret

Overheard....

Two cousins were discussing the exhorbitant living costs in the state of California:

Megan: It's a good thing your dad makes a lot of money.
Ashton (whose dad is a Major in the Army): Yes, he does make a lot.
Megan: How much does he make?
Ashton: I don't know, he won't tell me.
Megan: Oh yeah, in case the terrorists get you.
Ashton: Yeah, then they won't know how much he makes.