Who said it #23

"I'm just kiddin'. She jus' likes me for my body."

Who said it #22

For my Who said it post this week I'm going to do a series of quotes. Every time this Father and Son interact it makes me laugh.

Son: I'm sorry, Father, but the truth is, this is not my day for talking seriously.
Father: Well, what do you mean, sir?
Son: I mean that I only talk seriously on the first Tuesday of every month. Between noon and three.

Father: What are you doing here, sir? Wasting your time, as usual?
Son: My dear father, when one pays a visit, it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time and not one's own.

Father: I don't know how you stand society. A lot of d%#*d nobodies talking about nothing.
Son: I love talking about nothing, Father. It's the only thing I know anything about.

Son: There's somebody I want you to talk to.
Father: What about?
Son: About me, sir.
Father: Not a subject on which much eloquence is possible

Father: Married yet?
Son: Ask me again in half an hour

Son: (to a statue) It is a great nuisance. I can't find anyone else to talk to. I'm so full of interesting information, I feel like the latest edition of something or other. Well, after some consideration... so much to do, there's only one thing to be done. There comes a time in every son's life when he must, indeed, follow his father's advice: I shall go to bed at once.

Point's for naming the movie, characters, or actors

Who said it #21

"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"

Who said it #20?

"Death comes unexpectedly!"

Who said it #19

"What, you think you're some kind of Jedi,
waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks donnat work on me."

Who said it #18

"Close your mouth Michael, we are not a codfish."

Who said it #17

We've had a request for a hint. So here is the phrase in the context of the conversation. Hopefully this helps. original post "How's my butt?"

CLUE:

And that’s what I’m trying to tell you. What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.

You mean, like, ‘he has the cutest butt’? Where did I hear that recently?

Everywhere. You can’t even turn on the news without hearing about how some babe though some guy’s butt was cute. Who the first babe to say this was I don’t know but it caught on.

"So, how's my butt?"

Who said it #16

"I don't want sunbursts or marble halls. I just want YOU!"

Let me know if you need a hint......

Who said it #15

Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

Who Said It #14

Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it *went away*?

I really have become my Mother

Today my daughter asked me what I want for Mother's Day. I answered "a clean house and obedient children".

Does anyone else remember Mom saying that?

Who said it #13

"Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least"

Who said it? #12

"You Maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!"

(an extra point if you can tell me what movie this is a parody of)

Who said it? #11

"Touch the spindle....touch it I say"

Who said it? #10

"Never go in against a Sicilian when Death is on the line!"

Who said it? #9

"Cooookieee!!!! mphfphmmmph"

Who said it? #8

"There are no cats in America
and the streets are paved with cheese"

Who said it? #7

"Unskinny bop"

yeah....go figure.

Who said it? #6

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" (yelled in absolute anguish).

Please note there are actually two acceptable answers.

Who said it? #5

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"